WELCOME, FRIEND!!
Hello!! My friends call me The Hoarder! I don't know why, though, 'cus I'm not trying to hoard anything, it just kind of.. Shows up!
But none of it is really stuff I like... You know what I really like?... COAL!
Wait, what?? You're saying you have some coal? YES!! Well, either way, feel free to take a look at my wares! Maybe you'll find something you like, and we can trade!!